There is only one kind of joint I don't like
Yes, lately I know I haven't been keeping up this stupid journal thing. For all of my followers, I'm sorry. SORRY THAT YOU'RE SUCH PATHETIC LOSERS! Anyway, I haven't been able to update this thing very much in the past week or so is because I've been locked up.
Before you start with the rumors and stuff, let me tell you the straight story.
Last Thursday I was cruisin in the Eclipse. I had just scored a few ounces of weed and was goin to go smoke out with some of my homeboys. All of a sudden some fag in a candy ass Mustang wants to race me. That dumbass should have known he couldn't be a badass like me. So we took off and I schooled this little motherfucker. I was lookin back to see how far behind me the little bitch was, and I didn't notice the cop that I hit at about 120. I would have gotten out of there but the fuckin cop car decided to totally fuck up my front end. Apparently cops don't like this too much, so that along with havin the weed with me landed me a nice spot in jail for a few days. When I got to the jail, they had me in a cell with about 4 other guys, and they all thought they were the shit, but they were all pussies. They came at me like they wanted to screw me in the ass or some gay shit like that so I kicked all their asses. These little bankrobbing pieces of shit didn't know what kind of badass they were messin with. Those stupid bastards made me tear a hole in my cargos though. I should have killed them for that. Anyway, after my time was up they let me out. The judge told me not to smoke any more weed but fuck that, a dumbass bald fag in a robe aint gonna tell me what to do. The worst part about all this shit is the 5000 bucks I gotta pay to get the Eclipse fixed. Oh well, I'll just have to call my parents tomorrow. Aight, well I'm still buzzin pretty hard off the 6 Smirnoffs I drained last night so typin this shit was pretty hard. I'm out.
ADIOS
Stephen
Before you start with the rumors and stuff, let me tell you the straight story.
Last Thursday I was cruisin in the Eclipse. I had just scored a few ounces of weed and was goin to go smoke out with some of my homeboys. All of a sudden some fag in a candy ass Mustang wants to race me. That dumbass should have known he couldn't be a badass like me. So we took off and I schooled this little motherfucker. I was lookin back to see how far behind me the little bitch was, and I didn't notice the cop that I hit at about 120. I would have gotten out of there but the fuckin cop car decided to totally fuck up my front end. Apparently cops don't like this too much, so that along with havin the weed with me landed me a nice spot in jail for a few days. When I got to the jail, they had me in a cell with about 4 other guys, and they all thought they were the shit, but they were all pussies. They came at me like they wanted to screw me in the ass or some gay shit like that so I kicked all their asses. These little bankrobbing pieces of shit didn't know what kind of badass they were messin with. Those stupid bastards made me tear a hole in my cargos though. I should have killed them for that. Anyway, after my time was up they let me out. The judge told me not to smoke any more weed but fuck that, a dumbass bald fag in a robe aint gonna tell me what to do. The worst part about all this shit is the 5000 bucks I gotta pay to get the Eclipse fixed. Oh well, I'll just have to call my parents tomorrow. Aight, well I'm still buzzin pretty hard off the 6 Smirnoffs I drained last night so typin this shit was pretty hard. I'm out.
ADIOS
Stephen
